Himbeau Supreme™

Santa is walking round with 1 ball hanging out of his basketball shortz, jsyk

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

i love being big and fat and hairy. im going to survive the winter

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

congratulations i want to suck your penis