M'leggy

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

Treasure trove

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

third, equally funny option: his name was already cheddar when they adopted him. both of them think it’s an absurd goddamn name but neither of them know you can just change an animal’s name if you don’t like it. no one ever told them and they’re both much too proper to even conceptualize this notion on their own. the dog was named cheddar and that’s very unfortunate but cheddar he will remain. 

fourth, they were aware you could change an adopted animals name but let it remain Cheddar out of respect for his ‘birth’ parents

Fifth, they named it after the historic village of Cheddar, Somerset in England, unaware people will associate it more with the type of cheese

Two old men laughing together

Took me a long ass time to understand this.

*cranks up Pacific Rim soundtrack*

[ID: A large chalkboard in a very large indoor space, possibly a gym, that reads, “exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not a punishment for what you ate.” End ID]

I will always love this.

This is the content I was looking for this evening

@sohotthateveryonedied

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

This is a top tier post

he squeak bigger than he bod

@thedrunkhermit omggg my heart!!!

how DARE you DAMPEN this little man!