homesick 👽

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

its called “ocd” because when you realize you have it you go “ohhhh crap… damn…”

whispering "do it scared" to myself before taking a deep breath and entering the bank to commit my first armed robbery

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

bring his ass to a simmer

the easily frightened kid to horror fan pipeline