dont let the shadows reach me

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folk 👥️️👥️️ som er anti-emoji 🚫❌️ pisser mig af 😡🤬😤 de lavede små billeder 🤏🖼 til at hjælpe os med at formidle vores følelser på tekst 📲📄 og du 😒 vil lade som om 🎬 at du er helligere end det? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck dig buddy 🖕 og fuck din hund også 🖕🐕

leute 👥️️👥️️ die anti-emoji sind 🚫❌️ pissen mich an 😡🤬😤 sie haben kleine bilder gemacht 🤏🖼 um uns zu helfen unsere emotionen in textnachrichten zu vermitteln 📲📄 und du 😒 willst so tun 🎬 als wäre das unter deinem niveau? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fick dich kumpel 🖕 und fick auch deinen hund 🖕🐕

Extremely rare official art render of Diddy Kong seen from behind, used only once in the official German strategy guide for Donkey Kong 64 and not found in any other known publications.

Matières Fécales, “The One Percent," F/W 2026

Me before I came out, when I did pageants and modeling.

This was me the day of my junior prom. The dress weighed around 20 lbs, was the first one I tried on, and my makeup was done by someone who still thought brown lip liner looked good on white people. I spent the entire day being photographed and generally hating how I looked and wishing I could figure out why, when everything was technically perfect.

Came out in 2016, here's nine years of transformation (in reverse order, sorry)

Turns out I'm neither a Normal Guy nor a woman, but a much weirder type of faggy masc thing.

In my lifestyle lolita egg era. Somehow getting to dress like a princess gave me the will to get up in the morning

granted being a big ol goth doesn't really fit the bill of "socially acceptable heterosexual femininity" but i was HYPER feminine when i was closeted, especially in the years between when i FIRST tried to come out (age 16 - around the time of those first photos) and when i actually made the jump (age 19 - about a year after the last photo)

you can tell in that second to last photo i literally got a tattoo that said "MAD GIRL" which was an exercise in many things, including abstract self-harm, a visual reminder that i had given up on myself, and wildly underestimating the number of dudes who would misread it as BAD GIRL and take that as a cue to say gross shit to me while i was at work

anyway never kill yourself

haha yeah 🫣

consciously dipped my toes into the gender fuckery pool at around 15/16 but I was pentecostal at the time and well. took them out real quick

i tried very very hard to be “femme” for a LONG time but during covid lockdowns I didn’t have to perform for anyone and I slowly started to let it all go and now I’m a silly little man 😌

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still