This is my tumbler Archive

(via @cuunos)

something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream

esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan

too much acetaminophen absolutely incontrovertibly does cause liver damage

My Autism: I know it's a joke I know it's a joke I know it's a joke do not do that you will die

but of cause and effect or their own mortality as well. You being funny and young and clever and Not Like Other People will not keep you from dying just like "an NPC", mkay?

Johnson & Johnson have been sued many times for not accurately conveying how harmful Tylenol can be to the liver

For some reason, I’ve always pictured it as punching sand in a bucket. It’s dense enough that it’s not going anywhere and you’re just gonna let off some steam doing a completely useless and difficult task

and it's like, well, that is because you're pitting a book published 200 years ago that people still talk about and read to-day, against your average aeroport written-to-spec romance that probably will not be being discussed 200 years from now. if you read the mass-market hetslop of the Victorian era I promise you would not like it.

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

cure of ra