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i get asked regularly for photos of jpeg and it honestly feels like this every time

i have been informed of how foolish it was to post this without an actual photo of her. my apologies. i present: miss jpeg 🤲

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lichenaday

Got bit by a new bird species today!

Red-eyed vireo (Vireo olivaceus)

This guy doesn't even go here! Recent high winds blew him over to Iceland from his typical American homeland. Awww, kinda like me!

(I am a licensed bird ringer for the country of Iceland and all animals are captured and handled according to regulations under the authority of the Natural Science Institute of Iceland)

herpsandbirds

Coffee-loving Pyrausta Moth (Pyrausta tyralis), family Crambidae, Central FL, USA

photograph by Nash Turley

meysq

playing gta online as philomena cunk

wicked-felina

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

slowmotionmovesme

“Be seeing you, Lieutenant😘”

75% merino wool, 25% nylon, 200% certifiable

(here)

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lady-averie

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

deadcatwithaflamethrower

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

oldshrewsburyian

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

lady-averie

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

nimblermortal

If You Liked: Alwilda the real life Danish lady pirate

You Might Enjoy: Hervor the fictional Danish lady pirate

She’s got! Liches! She’s got! Fairy boyfriends! She’s got! Defying her family in order to pursue the masculine role of *squints at writing on hand* highway robbery! She’s got! Consigning her heirs to a curse because fuck ‘em she gets a fancy sword out of it!

Available free on the internet as translated by Christopher Tolkien

(Also the above link to the Gesta Danorum section is not working for me, so here’s a Project Gutenberg link; the section in question begins with “Alf, the son of Sigar.”)

mindrobber

really obsessed with this shot in sound of drums that's clearly just the doctor who set dressers going so what d'you reckon americans look like

thememedaddy

lostlegendaerie

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

toddycats

Is anyone else sick to death of those stupid articles that exist only to coin a name for some new unhealthy relationship behavior and give the reader anxiety about their intimate relationships as a form of clickbait? I saw one just now that was titled “are you being monkey-branched?” Are you being fucking what? What are we doing here guys. Are you being cube-slimed? Are you being mario-hatted? Are you being a juicy ravioli? Are you being poobed? We have it on poob. Poob has it for you.

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likesplatterpaint

Me, desperate to end this school year: I just wanna be at home with my dogs and gaze at my new baby puffer.

The baby puffer in question:

Do not LOOMK

But let himb See You

yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock

I know other photos from Miss Piggy’s Calendar of Calendars get more attention, but this being selected for the month of February is 100% correct

fuzzy-oooze

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

mightym52

I first heard about this guy from the "League of regrettable superheroes" Books, (The supervillain one, obviously) and He stuck with me because its such an interesting concept. not only is HE generic, but he has the power to make anything he TOUCHES generic too. I never actually got to experience his whole deal as an actual character, since this was just an info book that tells you about the character, so seeing these panels it really cool.

shiftythrifting

What. what is going on at this thrift store???

(they kept popping up in different sections of the store)

they couldn't find someone to have their back :(

veryluckyclovers

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Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

teaboot

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

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