Microscopy Bitch

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

There's something incredibly tragic about Felix reaching out to Merlin, because he likes him and wants to be around him, in any form though he admits he does have his preferences, and making a conscious effort to soothe Merlin's fears he's being replaced by making it clear he likes the Bocular Man because he sees him as an extension of Merlin, so the root of the affection has always been him, only to be met at elevator on his way out by Steve baring a revelation that will fully shatter Merlin's already cracked sense of self and make him feel more alone than he ever has

Iconic that Third Person took the sci-fi/fantasy staple of “don’t question the weird power source” to its logical conclusion, “everyone is fundamentally incapable of questioning the weird power source”

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

u can tell the 4chan migration on here was successful / we lost the culture war bc anytime i even touch a post regarding autism i automatically get recommended more post about it and the post will literally have phrases like “total neurotypical death” with 20k notes and a bunch of high functioning white autistic ppl rbing it happily and giggling and whatever not even caring that “tnd” is a racist dog whistle no not even a dog whistle just straight up a racist chant but if u ask them to stop using it they go “so now we cant even complain about neurotypical?????” as if thats whats being criticized instead of the fact that yall r extremely open to fascism as long as its fun

to clarify any variation of “total ____ death” is just a rebranding of the nazi slogan “total nigger death” like. ur just using a nazi slogan, u cannot swap out black people in that phrase and think its okay to use now, especially if ur still using a word that starts with the letter n like im kinda sick of yall being so okay with hating black people

salad is mostly items

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

A fucking what now?

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

?. The humble freeze pop ??

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal