Everybody Wants To Be My Enemy

"no one reads or thinks anymore" type posts are so unserious. get off tumblr and chisel that into a stone tablet to match how old your specific brand of whining is

hey y'all guess what people in the comments are doing. did you guess breaking the cycle of knee-jerk superiority complexes and admitting that maybe if it wasn't true about the last 500 generations it might not be true now either? well if you guessed that you're really really wrong

men stopped dominating the literature market with deeply misogynist writing so women romantasy authors could do it instead

no one at work called or texted to ask why i wasnt there ….. i woke up at fucking 12:50 PM . 😭😭😭

its all good my boss was just really busy and the coworker i talk to the most didnt wanna wake me up + didnt realize how late in the day it was lmfao. And I stayed later doing some organizing for the production floor to get more hours . and the guy whos in charge at night bought us all pizza so yay.

i saw knife sets at the thrift store and i wanted to look up how to like clean and take care of them after buying and if it would be worth it (i dont have a knife set and at least the price of one of them was only $10) but all the results are about reselling …….. i guess that does imply knives from the thrift are good to use ? do the resellers have tips on how to properly sanitize and sharpen? thats what I want lol. has anyone bought thrift store knives

also saw an america themed hunting knife (?) with an eagle hilt for sale. incredibly funny to me. we still do intricate knives but they’re unfortunately patriotism themed .

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

i keep spending money. i should be killed

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers