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a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

Tomorrow is Monday Monday everybody!!!🌙🌙🌕🌜🌜

lowkey miss when this fandom was good, now it’s all smart people and analyzing… No more “i wish i was camilla”? No more “bunny deserved it”? No more papenathy? We used to be something… No more cringey henry x f!reader smut? No? Charles doesn’t even put his piano fingers up his ass anymore? He doesn’t? BORINGGG

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

do you think pjackk has any idea this mass grieving is happening or is he dead in a ditch

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

Having moots is great bc you get exposed to the shenanigans of fandoms you're not even a part of. I am currently watching the opera fandom try to kill Timothee Chalamat.

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

The idea of a Boddhisatva is so fucking arrogant bro. Oh yeah I escaped samsara I figured it all out I Get It I'm just here to help you maybe learn Get It too :)

I escaped samsara and came back just to fuck with people. I want everyone to reincarnate as a toad.

#darkmoksha

thought this was about Bohdi from point break if we’re being real

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the tumblr users are NOT fucking, i can assure you

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

Hey guess what i saw this a few days ago when i was in an absolutely scary slump and then i spoke to my counsellors and did what they told me to do and now i feel so much better. So this is true. Reblogging for more good luck

why is this so beautiful in like a space way