excuse me sir we post bullshit here

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse