Glass Shards & Steel Scraps

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

…that would only work the first few times.

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

That previous comment is gold and I love it

fucking hell

goal of the race: survive

this is bullshit all my jewish friends are related to magneto

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

Don’t you forget about dying, don’t you forget about your friend Jeff….

i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.

Good. Don’t.

This, and also: don’t trust women that do not allow their boyfriends to have platonic relationships with other women.

exactly

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

#better late than never  #just let people improve their lives  #dont criticize bc they didnt do it sooner  #they cant go back in time

Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.

Clark Kent has to remove himself from the scene to keep from throwing hands at Superman.

Don’t go praising Korra and Asami’s progressiveness by mentioning only Korra as a poc and failing to acknowledge that Asami’s a poc as well

Reblog to make a fandom racist cry.

#her fucking name is asami sato#that’s a japanese-ass name

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