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we're not kids anymore.
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i think transfems should be allowed to be good at sports.
sometimes a trans woman wins against a cis woman. sometimes a cis woman wins against another cis woman too. yet only one of them is allowed to win without facing consequences.
it's not enough to support transfems in sports if your support hinges on us being bad at them.
i want to highlight this specific addition from the comments
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The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.
Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester CathedralĀ until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemewās Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomewās churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfredās death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoeverās bones they were, they werenāt Alfredās. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.ā
shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park
i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????
thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess
he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy
OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:
fuck.
Ok op now you have to go murder a rich boys parents to fix your mistake
don't have to ask me twice
There should be more Black vampires in media.
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if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!
*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*
*doesn't protest or react but in a way that makes you feel like i'm doing it on purpose*
imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!
no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.
you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.
itās never a normal temperature anymore itās always some fucking bullshit
oh my fucking god
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
and while punctuation out loud is of course a classic it's important to recognize the way that the internet and technology at large has changed the way we interact with the world. by which i mean you can say tone indicators out loud as well. nothing stopping you from saying "slash pos??" when you're unsure about someone's intention. and for that matter there's nothing to stop you from adding "slash sexual" to anything that you say either
this is the kind of innovation i'm looking for people /hj
reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you canāt not have servants in those times but many modern readers think ābut I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servantsā and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldnāt it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing youāll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc heās not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way
sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem
and sometimes you're not welcome
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Iām sorry to make a significantly more serious post so soon after my art post, but I got pinged by a scam bot that Iād never seen before, and so I wanted to make a more detailed post so people know what to avoid. So!
Right after posting this art, I get this notification:
Which is a scary notification to get, certainly. If you click on the post that youāre mentioned in, it looks like this:
This post will tell you that you are in āLurker Modeā, and that your posts are fully visible to you, but hidden from the dashboard and search results. This isnāt trueā I checked one of the tags that I had put on my art piece, and it showed up there just fine. And it was appearing on the dashboard of one of my other accounts.
This post will tell you that you need to take action, and that you only have a 48-hour window to do so. This is a common tactic in scams, where they try to put a time limit on you to make you panic and act hastily.
The linkā which you should NOT click on, but I did anyway just to investigate furtherā is disguised on the outside as a link to tumblr support. This will redirect you to a captcha, which will then redirect you to a fake Tumblr page:
You arenāt able to click off of or minimize the window that asks you for your bank detailsā only the chat window or the Verify button works. Also, the fake log in pop-up doesnāt play the actual animation of the frog like tumblr does when it wants you to log inā itās just a still image.
Seeing bank details there is definitely enough to prove that itās a scam. I know that ID laws for the internet exist, but why would tumblr be asking you for your bank account information? Especially if you have never purchased something on tumblrā which I suspect most of this website hasnāt.
If you do click the verify buttonā which you really shouldnāt, but I did because I wanted to make as detailed as a post as possibleā it will redirect you again to a page powered by a banking platform, Stripe. And there it will ask you to input your bank account information.
Furthermore, if you click on the original post that pings you, the one with a url thatās just a string of numbers, the account is completely empty.
I assume that there are multiple of these accounts to spam ping people while dressed up as tumblr staff in order to try and maximize profits.
Iāve never seen a scam on tumblr that disguised itself as the staff before, so I donāt blame anyone who was scared for it. Hell, I was scared! Reading through the initial post I was pinged on the first time was scary! It was only when I got to the first mention that it wanted my bank account that I realized it was a scam. I may not be the most computer literate, but Iāve fallen for a Discord scam before (luckily at no financial loss to me) and I now know how to recognize the signs.
I hope you find this post helpful and informative, and I hope if you do that you guys reblog it so more people can be made aware of this scam. I really, really donāt want people falling for something as predatory and vicious as this. And, if you are pinged by one of these bots, block and report BOTH of themā the one that pinged you, and the blog that has this post.
Thank you and have a safe day :)
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The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures
^ Funny Doggies of Myth and Legend Compilation
