after the raven has had his say

Really really really really really stupid nerd pet peeve I have is I can't stand it when people deploy the "lol and then they reboot it all anyway!" stock normie comic book clapback on posts about superhero comics in general/Marvel. ONLY THE BATMAN COMPANY DOES THAT.

"Okay well that citation is so old it's not like that matters anymore." My panel from 1960 is still canon. I'll eat you.

actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation

#everyone making new year’s resolutions like ‘i’m cutting out polyester and i’m going to build a spinning wheel by may’

we have two eyeballs to see in 3d. we have two ears to listen in stereo. we have two nostrils for like. fuck all i guess. its all connected anyway. who fucking cares. (looks it up) So that one of them can take a nap or something

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[ID: comment by @/SuperDaisyPowerHour, "absolute nightmare new england polycule run by what can only be described as 'bill belichick with pronouns'" /End ID]

i do really hope that one day we look back one this current surge in women’s sports as an important stepping stone to mixed gender sports being the norm. i hope one day women get to play on the same stages as men and people look back on segregated sports as something strange and archaic. and i hope the era of professional sports being mostly for men is near entirely forgotten and seen as appalling when it is remembered.

was at the public pool yesterday and i kept looking around at all the women with fat and rolls and stretch marks and discolouration and cellulite and scars and thighs that bounce and bellies that jiggle and it's like wow. literally Everyone has these features that society is trying to convince us are evil and unnatural. idk it just really put things into perspective for me. highly recommend checking out your local public pool

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

If they're of legal age they're definitionally not kids, and there are countless existing warnings and barriers for getting permanent body alterations. Your personal regret is obviously one thing, "I wish someone had stopped me" is a common excuse espoused by people who feel present day shame or regret. But one's own regret doesn't give them the authority to attempt wrestling the entire legal apparatus to bend society towards stopping other people from attaining those same body alterations, just because you wish you'd had more barriers to run into to stop you from getting what you thought you wanted

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

Its true that was all him