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You know, we jokingly throw around the phrase "this post did me psychic damage" or whatever when we see a bad post on social media or something mildly uncomfortable to think about or whatever. But its funny in a dark/sad way that one silly post about psychic damage actually made me have a sad epiphinay and started a chain reaction which has had me spiraling for months now.
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If you've been on Tumblr forever like I have, you may remember years ago during the height of Steven Universe, there was the infamous amount of "discourse" that was everywher. And to make fun of that it became a bit of a meme to make up stuff about the character Pearl going on unhinged racist tirades against the Irish. Remeber that?
I bring that up because I just learned the voice actress for Pearl is aparently full on Charlie Kirk bootlicking MAGA.W hich in addition to the irony of her involvement with such a queer show/production, is funny because its like "damn, they might not have been too far off."
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I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.
"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.
I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.
The problem with the internet censorship of language is not unlike a unionization effort or the Prisoner's dilemma if you think about it. Because corporations control the money for these content creators because they pay the platform for adspace. But they also really need to advertise their stuff. They need the platform. And if every person on the platform were to put their foot down and be like "nah, we're saying fuck, and kill, and die, and all the other forbidden words," those corporations would have to just get over it. Because its not a matter of principle, its about money.
Unfortunately, because its about money, there would very real risk of enough people selling out to compromise any efforts as such. The platforms woudl just uplift these proverbial scabs to maintain their status quo. It woudl truly have to be a united effort, and trying to make that happen on the internet is next to impossible.
I don't really have a larger point other than to say, the world would be better if more corporate headquarters were burned down, and you can get the ingredients to make thermite at any hardware store.
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My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that
god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME
IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE
hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair
being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game
very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3
I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.
My older sister started her transition at 36, and she has said how amazing and affirming it feels to finally be herself. And as an outside observer, I can tell and see it in her. So even the ones who "percieve" you, the ones who truly care about you and your wellbeing will see and know you for who you really are, and it will bring them joy as it brings you joy.
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Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!
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I don' really write anymore because not only is my spirit and confidence essentially ground into dust, but because I genuinely feel like nobody cares what I have to say, so why bother saying it? I cant do it for myself, becsuse my self esteem is literally nothing. There is no self love to build that motivation upon. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If a thought or feeling is said but never heard, was it ever expressed?
I also have been crushed by the unshakable truth that its detrimental to truly express myself authentically. Almost all the people Ive called friends who ended up abandoning me did so in whole or in part because like so many autistic/neurodivergent people, dealing with me and what I think and feel got to be too much for them to handle. Thus, if i do not wish to spend the rest of my life entirely alone, I must curate and curtail my every thought and feeling.
The only person I can express myself truly to is my therapist. Which as I've told her is depressing on its own. It's like paying for sex work, its perfectly fine, and even beneficial. But if the genuinely only way you can experience what is supposedly part of the human experience is to pay for it in a transactional capacity, well it doesnt feel as good as if it were authentically earned. The result is that while therapy helps, on some the continuing cacophony of bottled up echoes of thoughts and feelings maintains levels at dangerous pressure levels. Repeating the soul crushing feeling that i am something monsterous trying to reach the impossible goal of humanity. What hope is there of salvation if I must stich my lips shut, lest my horrid wailing scare away the few dear things I have in this world?
Truly, I have no mouth, and I must scream.
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants
Reminds me of these classics from Oglaf
XBOX=PREGNANT
Come on man
It is like almost looping around to parody that this is a game about a pregnant woman and her Super Special Child and SHE DOESNT EVEN GET A FUCKING NAME
This game will be laughed at initially, then only remembered by the people who make porn and fetish content.
So at least it will do somebody some good.
my most sick and twisted fantasy
I was honestly a bit nervous to draw and post this one, because it's such a deep rooted and genuine issue I struggle with. It's a thing I wish could be fixed in some way, but I feel pretty comforted it resonated with so many others too
So I've been financially strapped for a while now and found a claim for over 100 bucks for me to claim. So this is incredibly helpful and worth a look
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so. a meme from me. to show how ive been lately
[ strongbad voice ] Y’know, those people on the lame little exponent-that-has-the-value-of-a-bird app, heard a lot of people talking about us making outdated jokes. Like about the “el-jibbity” community.
[ heavy voice ] Heavy believes is pronounced “LGBT.”
[ strong bad voice ] Exactly, Smaller and Less Handsome Strongbad. We got all the LGBT crew right here! Like.. Lagamorph… Boxing Man… Giant thing… and um.. Tycho!
In true Strong Bad/Homestar fasion, this has permanently altered my vocabulary, because I now want to only pronounce LGBT as "el-jibbity"
