we’re all nerds here

welcome to my blog im annoying

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

i could make good posts, but that's too easy. i make posts that go against the grain. that challenge the status quo. posts that tumblr—that the world isn't ready for yet. if you reblog my posts, you're part of a special few that see beyond the veil

bisexuals should be allowed to kill for free

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

all these fellas out here looksmaxxing but they need to be booksmaxxing.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice

when anteaters find an anthill they don't just stick their face in and slurp with reckless abandon. they leave behind enough ants to rebuild the ant society and also don't eat queens. they're not just hunting the ants they are essentially farming them. isn't that the coolest

if you reblog this post without my anteater fact i hate you. it's the most important part.

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)