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you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

A good bit you can do is talk to your pets like you’re doing a job interview. “So, how long have you been a dog? As a dog, what unique insights do you feel you can offer?”

Two whole genders? In this economy?

you heard em everyone is gay now

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

my reading goal in 2026 is to have fun and be myself

Hey, anon, it's really fucking inconvenient that I can't go to a bank or get my mail on a Sunday! It's really, really annoying. Why aren't you mad about Christians refusing to provide basic services on their Sabbath?