mostly reblogs

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

I respect gaylors far more than taylor swift herself Or normal swifties there's just a certain je ne sais quois in how confidently insane they are. Bold. Unflinching in their conviction of something that's objectively not fucking true. It's kind of inspiring. They go beyond the average rpfer they're not even shipping her with anyone afaik they're just in it for the love of the game. Maybe they do think she has/had a secret girlfriend ?? But it's not their focus at all. There's no femslash incentivizing this. If anything the possible existence of taylor swift's secret lesbian affair only matters insofar as it pertains to taylor swift being a secret lesbian