Funny Pictures

I’m cracking up cause that gif so me

i have never related to cat so much in my life

Me

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

i hope its a dildo

*sees my child taking their first steps* *sticks out foot in front of them*

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

True

Port-a-puppy

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore