Wasting time one day at a time

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

She should be at the club

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

oooohhh noo tumblr's clocked me as a deadlock enjoyer. oh they got me square in the chest with billy. oh this will have untold consequences for my front page now.

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that