#chopped

• He loves carrying you in his arms, and he also loves having you sit on his lap. You'll be eating together, and suddenly he'll hum and reach his arms out, that's the sign. You're supposed to come sit with him. As for carrying you around, he'll do it anytime, no matter what.

• One day during your period, you said your stomach hurt and jokingly told him that you were pregnant. Some time later, Crowling's stomach started hurting too. He walked up to you, looked completely serious, and loudly announced, "I'm pregnant by you."

• MC has a lot of plushies and toys she sleeps with. The crawler isn't a fan of that, so while you're asleep, he quietly moves them away and takes their place instead.

• He tries really hard to know everything about you. You said you like a certain movie? He'll watch it, even if it's not his thing, and remember every detail. You don't like a certain girl? He won't even look at her. If you like an item or a decoration, he'll try to make the same thing with his own hands.

• Mr. Crawling learns love songs and not only love songs. Basically, he tries to learn any songs you enjoy. Then he sings them for you, even if it doesn't always sound very good.

• One time, you let him scroll through TikTok. Before that, he'd heard that you found dark humor a little funny. He also didn't realize that other people used TikTok and thought every video was something nobody had ever seen before. So he memorized a bunch of dark jokes and started telling them to you.

• He somehow learned how to make weird profile pictures without your help. First, he'd pick a background, something like a tiny pink table with either a dessert or a burger on it. Then he'd cut out a photo of himself and poorly Photoshop himself into the picture. The whole thing had a dreamcore vibe.

• Before meeting you, he'd never tried watermelon. Naturally, you decided to fix that. However, he didn't know watermelons had seeds. While he was eating, you joked, "If you swallow the seeds, a watermelon will grow inside your stomach!" He got scared and spent a long time worrying that he was going to become the mother of watermelons.

• Crow doesn't really know how to use a phone, so at random moments he'll text you things like, "you. Wha t. wh ere goi ng." Or he'll accidentally send a random picture from his gallery.

• Crowling has a habit of chewing on his hair, so you decided you needed to braid it for him. You also taught him how to make a scarf out of his hair and fake mustaches. Now it's his favorite joke.