3% an xbox controller

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

i'm not responsible for the person i will become if nurseydex happens in check please year 5: frog year

sometimes it’s “Lardo took one look at SMH and jumped in” and sometimes it’s “Lardo took one look at SMH and had to be convinced to stay via PowerPoint night”

it’s kind of hysterical to me that the omgcp fandom has made a meal out of every offhand line and tertiary character and yet. nary a peep on dex’s abundance of uncles. deeply underappreciated gag that dex is basically an expert at just about every form of manual labor under the sun specifically bc he had an uncle to teach him every single one. whatever you need, my man’s got an uncle for that. he’s swimming in uncles that wanna show you what they’re working on out in the garage. every time a fic has dex go home and there’s not at minimum two uncles i am casting judgement! does he have an embarrassment of highly specialized uncles? just a few incredibly handy uncles?? canonically nobody knows how many he has - does DEX even know???? like there is a whole sandbox here we’re not playing in.

on a scale of fix it felix to b. dylan hollis eric 'bitty' bittle is the exact midpoint

ok ill bite. whats hockey

2009 draft was insane for fictional hockey