and oh, how we, the common, must cry!

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

we can eat wednesday food today

basically can everybody i want to talk to and be friends with just come over. Can you just come over

update: wheelchair has not been acquired, funds will instead go towards my direct survival. I am in a highly abusive financial situation and need aid to start working towards escaping it. please, donate anything you can. I may face homelessness soon if my therapist cant fix relations with my parents.

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

I’m putting in my too weak notice.