i'll find you

what’s crazy about being in your late 20s is that you’ve only been an adult for a decade and people are really out here believing your life is over

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

"Bi people aren't oppressed they can just date the opposite gender, they have straight privelege" idk how to tell you this but having to somehow Control who you Fall In Love With so you don't face bigotry isn't a privilege

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[Image ID: Tweet from Drew (@/ drewrhyde) reading: "Stop bouncing your leg" girl, it's either this or I start screaming /End ID]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life