Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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roma★
blake kathryn
Fai_Ryy
Xuebing Du
cherry valley forever
Andulka
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Interview Vampire Daily
ellievsbear
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
d e v o n
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
almost home
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
shark vs the universe
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
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seen from Singapore
seen from Ireland
seen from Malaysia
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seen from Kenya
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@peachydaisie
Me: I don’t have a type.
Group Chat: *proceeds to give direct examples of my types*
Me: Okay but aside from those, I don’t have a type.
Do you really want to bring this conversation out into the public sphere, Kdin?
ASIDE FROM THOSE I DON’T HAVE A TYPE
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anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
A hateful person is a rat....a spiteful person is a shrew...an inflitrator is a mole....will Just Little Guy phobia never cease???
Look at them... They're just little guys 🥺
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
what the fuck was that
World heritage post.
date of origin: March 14th, 2014
Yes, come on in!
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
date of origin: November 15th, 2016
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Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man
Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”
“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”
“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”
“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”
Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?
“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”
“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”
Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”
The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”
Change your url Jeff
Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually need eggs or milk or fresh produce and hightail it
Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll clock in at your place of work, which happens to be across the street from one of the city’s largest synagogues, and you’ll see four white bald men with american flag neck buffs as masks and black hoodies walk towards it and you will, for a moment, question whether people are about to die and debate what exactly it is you need to do about it
Living in DC right now is really fun because my family has decided to make the choice to stay in the city and stockpile groceries for the next two weeks. An estimated 20% of the city will be leaving to shelter elsewhere for the week of the inauguration. Any other time in US history, an inauguration draws in Washingtonians and Americans from across the continent. It is supposed to be a celebration of democracy. Instead, we have empty houses and a city preparing for violence waged by non-residents while our streets and our homes pay the cost.
Living in DC is really fun right now because you’ll get woken up at 6:17 am by the sound of humvees driving down your block. They are on their way to secure one of the dozens of streets, bridges, and highways that are being shut down to keep out white supremacists. A soldier in uniform waves good morning while you get your usual order from Dunkin’ Donuts. He has kind eyes behind the mask. You wonder who he voted for.
honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.
I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that
yea that’s him :/
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why u lookin up almond joys in the background
I had beef wit somone
No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.
Imagine a trial where half the jury members are the defendant’s friends and co-workers and the other half are the prosecutor’s friends and co-workers, and the verdict is decided based on their vote.
In any normal trial this jury would be disqualified, but in a Senate trial this is the only option. It’s fucking absurd.
Wow thanks! We definitely didn’t know that!
PSA!!!!
if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 ain’t 👏🏼 got 👏🏼 no 👏🏼 money 👏🏼 take 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 broke 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼 home! 👏🏼
my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment
*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today
i’m so happy, i found my favorite reddit post of all time. i thought i lost it forever
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life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
Relatable
