you know what i realized. Clopin might actually be The One who shifted my tastes in fictional men. Like, the beginning point of my preference in middle aged men. The Blueprint himself…
He’s got a big nose, facial hair, long hair, chipped tooth, underbite, muffin top. Hm.
And then the gloves, the earring and the hat and the purples. Hmm. And the way he’s confident and charming, got a fantastic voice, agile and flexible.
He’s the untouchable narrator but also the master of ceremony but also at some point almost became the executioner of the protagonists. My guy has THE most songs in the soundtrack and he’s a supporting character (Phoebus has ZERO😭 but yay the musical fixed that (i love u Rest and Recreation))
HE’S GOT A SCYTHE IN THE BOOK. What could be hotter than that. I remember now why I even read the book in the first place, it is, deadass, because I heard Clopin had a scythe in the book💀
He was my version of Onceler in a way. My first tumblr sexyman…. And like, 9 years later I’m still into him😭🤦♂️
















