ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

has anyone got that post with the comic atrip alien that says "what channel is the women's wrestling on"

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer