Create Hope When Hope Becomes Forlorn

Actually my girlfriend is wizard president so I can do whatever I want forever

Ok, but that MUSTACHE!!!

Fuck the mustache this is a bop

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

HOLY FUCK

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power song

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD

Take the time to watch this, it’s MAGIC

what even