Thinking Blue...

It’s not a joke that your blog may have saved lives at my job, because out of eleven infractions I turned in, five were deemed to be “an immediate threat to life and safety.” The government should have offered you a paycheck to keep going as an actual OSHA employee, because you were absolutely teaching us stuff that makes our jobs safer and told us what resources to use if we needed to swing the OSHA club at our bosses and you were doing it in a format that was accessible and popular with your audience. That should be any organization’s absolute DREAM.

Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...

Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-

Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally

Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy

Stephanie: I'm dating cA-

Every time I think about how public the Waynes are. I get the urge to make a Tabloid front-page.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Loki fandom, how we doin'? This post set out to be about that Loki show that features Loki and all his friends and enemies. But it has descended fairly speedily into a Loki, Mobius, and Lokius art collection only. So, sure, Miss Minutes and Sylvie have made it on here, but only just. You're all doing great. We've not included some of the…spicier works; you'll just have to go find them for yourselves if you haven't already. (Also, please beware: if you have not yet seen season 2, do not proceed with your scrolling. Visually, at the very least, spoilers lie ahead.)

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oh yeah its SO dead.

Grate potatoes. Enough potatoes so the result is about 1/3 onion. 1/4 onion if you don't like onions.

Add peas. Measure with your heart.

Add corn if you want to be fancy. Measure with your heart.

Add whatever random non-dessert spice is at hand. Also a bit of salt and pepper. Lots of salt and pepper if you don't have anything else within reach.

Egg. Two egg if 1 egg doesn't seem like enough. Depends on your other ingredients.

Flour. I usually go with plain flour but you can do self-raising if you want them fluffy. Enough flour to mix with the egg and make Goo, but not too much. It's to hold the hash browns together, not make them into pancakes. Or make them into pancakes if you like I'm not a cop.

Mix it all up.

Put enough oil in a frying pan to stop them sticking and scoop some mixture into said pan, squish flat like a hamburger. Fry on HIGH until cooked in the middle, flipping halfway through the process.