i've been training like a pavlov dog

if we're gonna smoke from the same bong, we might as well make out

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

RIDDLE: you can have a emo twink boyfirend but he will only ever call you his “stinkbug.” TAKE or KILL?

Can he be killed with blunt damage?

no.

Excellent. Take.

dick from a guy who worships me and thinks i’m the prettiest girl in the world

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles

Yeah okay then

I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright

BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?

Question: what the hell

certified beatles post

you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses