goo goo g’joob and all that crap

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I think the Beatles would’ve been happier if they were tiny and they lived in a sewing kit in Brian’s house and they all slept inside the same empty box of cigarettes and they got to play sold out gigs for the mice

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mutual masturbation except it's just the two of you playing your guitars while face to face with one another

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paul mccartney lies are like john and i werent gay bob dylan lies are like i used to be a male prostitute and slept in a wet cardboard box all alone

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Aaaaaw they're playing guitars! 🥰

Not true Ringo is beating....... his drum! 😀🥁 #drum

Ringoooooooo 😁

Aawww Ringo 😊♥️

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is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

this post is about john lennon and paul mccartney. pls dont reblog with anything else except for the person who said "transfem mulholland drive"

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love the fact that the beatles had a little german boy courtroom sketch artist following them around hamburg like it was his job

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*whispering giggling to each other* paul seriously you g—NO i’m not going to YOU ask him—NO! *more giggling and hissing* *looking at each other and back at you* *giggling* okay okay fineeeeee! *leans towards you* hey so *giggles* i’m sorry i just, we were wondering, did you write this song because you’re like depressed or something? are you like emo or are you just religious now? *both giggling* shhhhh paul shut up i’m talking to george! because it’s like………reallyyyy good! it is! *giggling* no really keep up the good work you’re trying soooooo hard i can tell! pfft. *both laugh and walk away, stepping in unison*

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travelled to a different dimension to see if we're really friends in every universe but i ended up in a timeline where george harrison is serving life without parole for killing john and paul in 1969 so i got distracted by that and i forgot to check. sorry

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i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case

I umm... I think one of those things. Is maybe not true? Like, clearly the Beatles never did anything wrong and this is not the shaming people for abortions website you take that shit to facebook

the only time abortion has ever been bad is when all of the beatles (factually i might add) drove up to the hospital in england and ordered four abortions to go because they were really scared that one of them might give birth to the gallagher brothers

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imagine being john lennon in 1966 u just released rubber soul everyone says it's amazing ur really proud of ur nod to dylan on norwegian wood and then he drops blonde on blonde and u listen to fourth time around which is literally just him doing the same thing u did in response except he dogwalked u hard asf and then at the end of the song he tells u to fuck off. like what would u even do. what would u do

Okay now imagine it’s 1968 and you’re in India grieving, depressed as hell, insomniac, meditation was supposed to fix this but it’s making it worse, and your mate brought only Indian music to listen to except for one single Western record: Blonde on Blonde

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person who wears pads: i prefer wearing pads person who wears tampons: how can you walk around all day wearing a wet diaper full of blood that's so gross i could never! paul mccartney: john lennon wasn’t gay because if he wanted to have sex with men he would’ve had sex with me

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"rpf is for fun" no its not. its for psychologically torturing yourself. its the penance you have to pay for caring that much about famous people

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