mr. dreamseller

unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least

your cat was an honor to see in the window

happy first day of pride everyone

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

we are in a true love recession

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

missing some of my old mutuals lately. i hope life is being kind to you. we were mentally ill together