Procrastination Is Man’s Best Friend

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

you are my solution

by アボガド6@avogado6

The telegraph: It's not funny 😤 stop laughing everyone it's not funny

You don't have to grieve alone.

inspired by this post by @the-wheel-and-axel

Grace is cute in every universe lmfoaosjaos

My other PHM art

my other PHM art here

how else was he supposed to drink it?

Tabloids for the Project Hail Mary mission, c. 20xx. (The Sunday Times, The Times Magazine.)

my taste in fanfic at 2AM and 10AM are not the same

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.