everyday is all there is

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

Try not to cum in my labyrinth of terror

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

what if an alcoholic aunt and undiagnosed autistic dad merged into one being and that guy fucking sucked

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

I read "2017 was nine years ago" and got nauseous.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

deepest respect to the people who were posting mods for Silksong within 12 hours of it being released. especially the person who made an invincibility mod with a readme that just says "I have suffered enough"

hornet is truly the girl of all time. she's the spawn of a divine worm and a spider and she looks like a gangly stick figure. all of her siblings are lovecraftian abominations and she's the only one among them who has a gender. she inherited her divine father's autistic love for crafting. she is an excellent orator but can't phrase how she likes being kind to people normally. she has an inordinate love for fluffy creatures. she was named by bees. she's old as balls but would not be let into the club. she's gnc as fuck. she has three moms and they're not even gay.