everyday is all there is

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

Be so completely yourself that everyone wants to kill you

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

guy whos incompatible with life itself