everyday is all there is

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

i heard someone say once, “you don’t need to speak French to acknowledge that it’s a language that exists”. and i feel like more ppl need to keep that in mind when they come across something they don’t understand.

one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.

Everybody in the Thing, including the Thing: FUCK!!!!! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

i am not the type to go uwuwuwu the monster was good it was just misunderstood . much less in this case in which the Thing is 1) terribly desperate 2) an alien with very little regard for human life and 3) a cheeky little shit. but I don’t exaggerate when I say the Thing is even more scared than the base guys. like they have flamethrowers.

it'd be really funny to me if an extremely intimate part of the eridian mating process is cohabitating together, esp if they mate for life. bc rocky would return home with the knowledge that he's basically married to this guy and everyone he knows would see it that way as well, and grace Would Not Understand this, at least not right off the bat. i mean one must imagine there were some Charged encounters on the Mary (how does one privately jerk off when their roommate can hear like literally everything lol) but he's fully convinced they're just roommates with some awkward bits thrown in. meanwhile rocky is sweating like. fuck. there's no going back. he watched me eat and we lived together for 16 years. i have to introduce this guy to my family. i have to do a bunch of other courting customs to seal the deal. i have to make sure he and adrian get along. and what is the media going to think when they find out he's only in his 40s. oh my god i'm going to jail

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I've always wanted to move to Norway...

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence