Ok ok ok,
Hear me out.
Warbreaker:
The Musical
I love the idea of having Nightblood acted out by a person.
It's just such a great way for more of Nightblood's personality to be expressed: his self-assuredness; his demand for attention; his chipper eagerness to destroy evil, or, failing that, kill; and his command to destroy.
I don't know how the clasping&unclasping, drawing&sheathing will be done, or how to express the many times that Nightblood is sticking out of a man's chest. But the fight scenes with black smoke swirling is going to look sooooo cool. And there's just so many other awesome/funny things:
The whole thing of Vasher continuing to think of Nightblood as just a mindless object, while Nightblood insists on being treated as a person -- this works especially well! The 'I need fresh air and sunlight," the "I can tell. I've decided that I can" and the "a person knows when they’re in darkness, even when they can’t see." Excellent.
Vasher checking if Nightblood's face makes people puke.
Vasher tossing Nightblood as distraction/bait at bad people turns into Nightblood smoothly sliding across the stage.
Nightblood posing as he is being admired/lusted after.
Walls/floors/other parts of the set that crumble and disappear when Nightblood touches it.
Nightblood chastising Vasher and Vivenna for being terrible at sneaking. Meanwhile, Nightblood is the only character dressed completely in black, on the very very bright, colorful stage.
Nightblood saying, "I'm better than a shirt. I'm a sword." But. It is a person.
Nightblood saying, "Aren’t you going to thank me? I came to save you." But he's bundled up in a blanket and being carried like a baby by Vivenna.
I could see it done either way but personally love the opposite of this. Nightblood is played by somebody backstage with a mic- on stage he is just a big ass sword, and the actors carrying him can kind of puppet him around to make him move a little when he speaks. The reason I like that idea is because I envision at one point that Vasher or Vivenna set him on a chair and exit stage, and a single spotlight comes down on him and he sings a whole comedic ballad about destroying evil. The image of a sword just sitting on a chair singing about stabbing things is just too comedic of an image to me to pass up lmao. This scene could potentially happen when Nightblood talks to Vivenna for the first time to add a little more dynamic to the scene.













