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Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

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When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

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angelic-odette

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

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you can search anything on here and get completely unrelated x reader fanfics. you could search up rainbow trout and it would only take a few scrolls before you hit the Jung Kook BTS x f!reader exhibitionist kink fic

theshitpostcalligrapher

y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:

shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today

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prokopetz

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

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This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

prokopetz

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

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Hark, a vagrant: 298

johnknowswhathedid

Another warden: You DATED the ARCHIVIST of The EYE????

Georgie: He wasn't the Archivist of the when I was dating him!! It was some old lady

otterloreart

ok then why didnt you

otterloreart

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

otterloreart

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

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terpsikeraunos

Women have consistently earned a larger share of humanities degrees than men, but the humanities constitute a diminishing proportion of the

Women currently earn the majority of advanced degrees in the humanities. This has been the case at the master’s degree level since 1970 and

sources for gender distribution of classics degrees

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Maybe lean out

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i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

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matched set

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thyrell

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

crimegoku

*sticks to you*

thyrell

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

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Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

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Not enough of you were reading ComicJK, a minor webcomic from the late 2000s whose last update was during the 2012 election

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interesting kink assortment on the dash

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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absolutley enchanted by cobepee

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Female / goddess statuette discovered in the Neolithic settlement La Marmotta in Anguillara Sabazia, Italy, which was occupied from around 5600 BC. The site is currently submerged by the waters of Lake Bracciano. The statuette was carved in a small block of green steatite and it appears to be much older.

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