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#freethenipple 🐶

Z: Oooohhh gooddddy. Make sure to bring that little lady lexie of yours too so she can meet her uncle Z.

Z: Okay good, so I've gotten to know Dove a good bit now and she's a lovely, outgoing, fun beautiful woman who's also single. And I told her I know a guy who's just as beautiful and fun as she is, which is where you come in.

Z: I don't want to push you in a certain direction or anything, but I think you two would have a lot of fun together is all, y'know, give it a shot at least. But I told her I'd give you her number if you're interested.

Wenny: Of course, Lexie goes wherever I go.

Wenny: Have you taken on another job as a matchmaker with all this freetime you suddenly have?

Wenny: I mean, you know what's happened between me and Felicia but honestly.. it was kind of a long time coming and I'm pretty over it at this point.. so.. yeah fuck it I'm down to talk with her and meet her and everything.

Z: I heard some things through the Swedish grapevine man, so i just had to check on my boy. I hope that time with your family has helped get you on your feet again, we all miss you here in good ol' Ohio

Z: Yes, correct. Did you even read any of those messages though? Ah, it doesn't matter.

Z: Do you remember me mentioning a certain small, beautiful blonde woman to you by the name of Dove?

Wenny: You hear everything, Z. Like no matter what, you're always in the loop haha. But I appreciate the concern dude, I'm actually feeling pretty great so I should be heading back pretty soon so you can get in all the Wenny time you've been missing out on.

Z: Wennnnyyyyy!

Z: Dude please tell me you have your phone on now.

Z: Been trying to get ahold of you for days now bro

Z: Just wanna know that you're alive

Wenny: Yes hello I am in fact alive, just had to fall off the face of the earth for a little bit y'know

Wenny: things haven't been that great over here, so I needed some time man that's all

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Tuesday mood 😲

What kind of dog is your little pup? I got a furbaby last year and it’s been the best thing ever. Charlie is the greatest companion I could’ve imagined by my side.

Lexie is a dachshund, and just a pure ray of sunshine. Now that I have her I just sit and wonder what the hell I was doing with myself without a dog, because she just makes everything so great. I really feel like she’s my daughter or something. Charlie sounds like a great boy, what kind of dog is he?

That sounds adorable. I went from living with four dogs to only one but I personally have three dogs. Two are maltipoos and one’s a cavalier king charles spaniel. They’re all small dogs, I think they’re the most adorable. 

They sound just amazing, and I’m sure they are cute as hell too! I didn’t really think I’d be the person to get a smaller dog, but my apartment only allows breeds that are 10lbs or under, and I wanted a dog that I could take with me on the road during the season and whatnot. My dad knows a few people in Sweden that had some puppies so I went out to look for myself and I just fell in love instantly. It feels like Lexie picked me, instead of me picking her. 

Dogs are the best thing in the world! I love my two and I’m constantly having to talk myself out of getting more. What bread is little Lexie?  Welcome to fur parenthood.

They really are! I’m kind of disappointed in myself for not getting a dog sooner, but damn if she isn’t a perfect little pup. I’m definitely going to have to hold myself back from getting any more dogs for a little while, don’t wanna bite off more than I can chew. What kind of dogs do you have? She’s a dachshund and probably one of the most energetic little dogs I’ve ever seen in my life - which is perfect because I can be a little too much sometimes too. Thank you! I’m already seeing all the perks to being a fur parent and I’m loving it.

QUesos not even full grown great dane and she’s already huge, but she also thinks she’s a small dog, so maybe they’ll get along in that fact then. It’d be funny if they became best friends and were inseparable.

I bet they’ll become friends so quick and then they’ll definitely be inseparable. We’ll have to set up weekly play dates so they don’t miss each other too much. Her two favorite hobbies seem to be playing and sleeping, so anything to wear her out the better. Puppies are so crazy but I already know I’m gonna miss this stage once she’s grown up. I feel like I’m talking about my kid when I talk about the pup this way.  

Bring Lexie to hang out with Queso and Nala, though Lexie looks like the size of Queso’s head, it'll still be fun for all of them, a doggy day date.

Hey, size doesn’t matter to her. Little dogs always seem to act like they’re so much bigger than they are, and she’s already that way. I’ll definitely have to bring her over so she can socialize with other dogs, and understand that she is actually a very small little lady. It’ll be good for her to start making friends.

Dogs are the best thing in the world. What kind of dog did you get?

They really are! I already know my life is gonna change with the addition of this little lady. She’s a dachshund, still very young so she’s about the size of a hot dog right now.

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Introducing the newest member of the Wennberg family - Lexie!

BATTALION BREAKDOWN: Alexander Wennberg Number: 10 Age: 23 Birthdate: September 22, 1994 Height/Weight: 6-2, 196 Position: Center Nickname: "Wenny"

Entering this past season, expectations were high for Alexander Wennberg. After posting a stat line of 13 goals, 46 assists and 59 points in 80 games the year before (2016-17), Columbus hoped Wennberg would provide the same or better in his fourth NHL season. Early on, he did, posting six points on a goal and five assists - not to mention a plus-6 plus/minus rating - over the first six games in a solid month of October. Things changed quickly in November, though, with a production drop exacerbated by an upper-body injury that was the first of two injuries to slow Wennberg in 2017-18. The second one happened just before the Christmas, when Wennberg injured his back in a game against the Pittsburgh Penguins at PPG Paints Arena. He missed about a month, eight games, and returned in mid-January - just as rookie center Pierre-Luc Dubois emerged as the first-line center. Wennberg's role was altered for the remainder of the season. After floating between the second and third lines with various pairings during a tough for the Blue Jackets, the trade deadline brought veteran winger Thomas Vanek to Columbus. Paired with Vanek and Boone Jenner, Wennberg began to look like himself again. He had nine points (one goal, eight assists) in the first 10 games following the trade for Vanek, including a three assist, four-point game Mar. 12 against Montreal, and he also got a new role on the top power-play unit. Wennberg was stationed about five feet from the net, directly in front of goaltenders, and his presence led to better productivity for the Jackets' power play.

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Happy Fathers day to one of the greatest man I know! I love you, and I hope it’s a great one!

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  ↳ LOCATION: Gröna Lund

Just a bunch of boys winning some Toblerone at the amusement park 🙃