tomfoolery

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

2026 has taught me so far that money is everything and having a comfortable amount is my only goal in life

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

@jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

It makes the dream work

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

What jobs even exist

The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife