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hello this is teddywesworl tumblr still won’t let us send asks from sideblogs my notifs are about hr again bc of you so please don’t think about shane returning to Montreal for the first time as anything but a hab metro and getting the pk pre anthem treatment where the arena cheers for six to ten straight minutes for a guy in the other jersey. also don’t think about evil coach and evil gm witnessing that. lol
THIS IS CRAZY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME....... 😭 The camera on Shane's face and Shane maybe doesn't cry like PK did but he gets close and whoever the Michel Lacroix knockoff is there doing in arena announcements doesn't even try to cut him off. Everyone please go watch the video right now of PK's first return to the Bell Centre after his trade. (Also, for an idea of how long Montreal loves their sons, here's the reaction to him 6 years later)
Is this revenge for filling your notifications with HR... I'm sorry 😭 I got in my feels last night.
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rather than picking between the two, I'd—and i do mean this—rather die.
#toME i actually do think shane sleeps with women semi regularly, mostly because he has to take girls home every once in a while when he goes out with the team. he can't not. he has to. of course he hates it and its miserable and bc he knows what sex with ilya—with a man—feels like, it's awful. but he does it because he has to and because it fuels the plausible self deniability
hes sleeping with all of these girls and hoping desperately that none of them share that he has trouble getting hard. he hopes desperately they think its bc something they did. better them than him.
I sometimes feel like a crazy person when I see people insist that Ilya isn’t a dom from his own personal enjoyment. At the age of 19 in their second ever hookup he was ordering Shane to get on his knees!!! Like that’s crazy actually, like not everyone is doing that!! I don’t know, I dated a man who I wouldn’t even say was submissive, he just wasn’t doing dom shit and he would literally never speak to me like that. Like I see the scene where Ilya is slapping Shane when he’s on the phone and people are like “haha that’s playful” and it’s like,,, slapping someone in the face??? What are we talkingggggg about, I feel like if it’s not actively full blown bdsm (which I do believe hollanov would get up to) people aren’t able to recognize when clearly a dynamic involves a power exchange that both people enjoy!!! Like ilya isn’t actually taking any direction from Shane the first two hook-ups HES inventing dom-ing from HIS own beautiful mind because he thinks it’s hot!!! He thinks it’s hot!!!! He thinks Shane submitting it’s hot because he likes being a dom!!!! The situation is attractive because he wants to be aggressive and in control and the power feels good!! Urgh whatever
your crashout is so valid anon because i feel the exact same way lol.
ilya likes domming. he comes into the situation wanting to dom. he starts flirting with shane by playing with power and seeing how he can escalate it with this lil gay boy. and then he just kind of never stops. he pushes shane, he guides shane
the vegas penthouse scene? "i've never..." "no shit." like he KNOWS shane's never done this. shane's not bringing the idea into the room, its ilya. shane's not the one who earlier in the bathroom decided what the situation needed was some orgasm delay lmao.
we see ilya take the lead time and time again and yet....?
i think once again this is a reflection of a larger...distaste, maybe? towards doms. doms cant want to dom for themselves, they need to dom for other people. because wanting power to hurt and shame and humiliate in a consensual arrangement isn't...right???
idk idk idk .
i also think people's understanding of bdsm is flawed, as you said. they think unless theres handcuffs and checklists, it isn't actually kink. which is. uh, not true.
i also think people are dealing with some kind of disconnect here where they're like....but ilya is a good person...he can't want power and domination for himself?
i feel like i've said this same thing fifteen hundred times but in my journey to defend domtops i will say it again.

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in a realistic hockey setting what would be the reactions ilya signing with ottawa? would he still be on good terms with boston’s front office? would he be getting more money from ottawa than if he resigned to boston?
i think it'd go over pretty fucking badly honestly.
the way ilya going to ottawa would work would be him letting his contract with boston run out and then, when it came to signing his next contract, go to ottawa and do it here
so...here's how it could go down
option one:
ilya doesn't tell boston he's not planning on signing with them. he delays it as they try to get it done. boston maybe is a little nervous, but they assume that the unwritten thing is gonna be followed and they'll negotiate. maybe he's holding out for more money, but it'll work out
when it doesn't, and when he walks away, management and the fans would be fucking furious. the front office, and all the relationships hes built there would go so downhill. if the reason he gave was that boston wasn't offering enough then
a) ottawa would need to be paying a LOT of fucking money for him to make thar believable
b) he'd sign a normal enough deal and everyone would be so confused about what happened. boston fans would likely hate his guts for a long, long time.
option two:
ilya makes it clear he's not going to sign a new contract with boston. sorry guys, but there's another place i wanna go
in this case, the front office would desperately negotiate with him. they'd beg and plead and cajole and try to figure out what's going. at this point, ilya's either going to lead them on and hmm about it and pretend he's considering or he's gonna make it abundantly clear that he's not re-signing
if he's not re-signing, what boston is gonna do is either ride out the end of the contract or (and imo this is much more likely) try to trade him so at least they don't lose him for nothing.
even for half a year of ilya rozanov, some team may give up a good amount in hopes that he'll come there, win there and maybe sign there. or at the very least, go there, win them a cup and then leave.
and if boston does that, it means they won't lose him for nothing.
walking away and leaving boston with nothing, if we're to believe literally anything we're told about Ilya as a captain and a person, is something ilya would not want. imo
but I'm pretty sure the narrative would mention if it in the middle there Ilya was like. in fucking san jose or something.
so yeah. my guess is that the bridge there is at least mostly burned with the front office. and the fans...man the fans are gonna have some terrible signs for him every time he returns to boston.
(here's a long but very very good post on the like. teams and leaving them of it all by @hothockey)
I know I talk a lot about the montreal of it all bc I think the way rr wrote the montreal stuff going down is particularly egregious vs boston being mostly unknown but. I can't believe ilya left boston just like that. just like that!!
his team! his boys!! his second home except its the first home he's been able to make HIS home. gone. just like that. poof
the place he felt respected. looked up to. obeyed. loved. and he just drops it for...ottawa? and what would, considering their schedules, still be a very very very hard situation to spend time together in?
the metros of it all in tlg
let me just be very very clear because i feel like i'm being willfully or not misunderstood when i say there is no world in which a montreal hockey team lets shane walk away. so, let me say it plainly: i am not saying that the habs, in a situation like what rachel wrote in, would accept shane and keep him because they're woke or better than other teams.
i am saying they would keep him because
a) the actual hockey he plays
b) the fans
the habs are and probably to some extent always will be, an team that takes themselves very, very seriously. one of their entire marketing bits in the recent years was basically 'no, we're not part of the original six. we are the one, the original one.'
they have always taken this seriously (as a fan of the team though i'm happy to report that this iteration of the habs is a lot more fun and easy going!!)
some eras of the habs, however, have been far worse about this and they've gone about it in the most insane way possible. the gm that existed in the time rr had set these books was genuinely the worst and set the org back years* including shitty trades, shitty ways he treated some of his players (domestic violence warning, another) and yes, shitty rosters.
i am not saying that the montreal voyagers canadiens metros would keep shane because they were a progressive organization.
i am saying they would keep him because he brought the cup home THREE fucking times. i can not reiterate enough how big of a deal this would be. the last time a canadian team won the cup it was in 1993 (and yes, it was the canadiens). the entire country is fucking YEARNING for a cup. they are FERAL for a cup. montreal was starving for a taste of that silverware.
if shane is as we've been led to believe the best player in the league at his best and at worst, tied for the best player in the league, he's the one who helped make that happen.
and its not even old news. he isn't aging out! at the point that montreal pushes him out he'd have won a cup with them the season before.
this seems like a generational player. no, not even generational, maybe historical player.
hockey men are a lot of things including bigoted and close minded but they aren't so fucking stupid they wouldn't realize what an asset he is to their team.
and then, on top of the hockey of it all, the city of montreal would fucking burn to the ground.
this man would be a fucking god in this city. he'd be worshipped. (the best player they had in the era rr had set this team in was carey price and they literally called him jesus price)
montreal is a crazy hockey city. they live, breathe, eat hockey. they live and die by hockey. their stadium is right in the middle of downtown so when the bell centre is buzzing so is the city. when the bell centre is furious so is the city.
he loves hockey. he loves the city and the team. he loves getting fucked up the ass but that's neither here nor there. he is a blingual ontarian who speaks perfect french. he brought home three fucking cups.
he brought home three fucking cups
he is not fucking going anywhere.
here is a great post about this (op mistakenly said they were trading him instead of just letting him walk but all of this is still right). here's a great primer that explains in the start just who the habs are and why they're not just a hockey team (and therefore not just making hockey decisions in a vacuum)
*which is partially one of the reasons i can't actually 1 for 1 him with shane's gm because whoever shane's gm is, is a guy who built a real team who won three cups but whatever
let me repeat this again before anyone accuses me of not knowing the history of my own fucking team that's let me down before: the metros would keep shane and its not because they're woke its because they're not stupid, like winning and are scared of the fans burning their building down
hello this is teddywesworl tumblr still won’t let us send asks from sideblogs my notifs are about hr again bc of you so please don’t think about shane returning to Montreal for the first time as anything but a hab metro and getting the pk pre anthem treatment where the arena cheers for six to ten straight minutes for a guy in the other jersey. also don’t think about evil coach and evil gm witnessing that. lol
THIS IS CRAZY WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME....... 😭 The camera on Shane's face and Shane maybe doesn't cry like PK did but he gets close and whoever the Michel Lacroix knockoff is there doing in arena announcements doesn't even try to cut him off. Everyone please go watch the video right now of PK's first return to the Bell Centre after his trade. (Also, for an idea of how long Montreal loves their sons, here's the reaction to him 6 years later)
Is this revenge for filling your notifications with HR... I'm sorry 😭 I got in my feels last night.
Idk guys I just feel like the whole Metroyageur betrayal hits a lot harder when you recognize that Shane actually liked his guys and hung out with them and enjoyed being their captain. Like yeah okay they end up being human garbage but if Shane KNEW that they were human garbage it wouldn't matter to him so much when they turn on him. I know that the idea that an ugly soul is obvious on the face is weirdly pervasive in certain contexts but I cannot stress enough that sometimes you don't see that shit coming. Yes there was probably some casual homophobia and racism happening in that locker room but there is probably not a single environment where Shane wasn't experiencing at least some of that except maybe his own kitchen table. Even ILYA says that weird thing about his looks. If Shane presses the eject button on socializing with everyone who ever said the word cocksucker in his presence he would literally be a paraiah. And we know that's not the case. Shane is beloved in his city and in his room. Until he's not.

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huh
I've read 3 chapters of this fic and that's not even in my top 10 complaints.
Unfortunately, that does nothing to invalidate the second half of the sentence.
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.
RUDE!!! that is so very much it.
If I may offer the lecturer's perspective on this idea:
Currently, it's marking season for us in the UK. I have an exam board in four hours, in fact, which is where we all go over every profile of every student on our courses, see what results they've achieved, and work out their "decision" - if all is well, the decision is to let them continue the course, or the final degree grade calculated if they're in final year. If it hasn't gone well, the decision is about whether they get to rework the pieces that failed, resit exams, repeat the whole year, or be required to withdraw.
And, as has been the case for the last two years, the profiles are now littered with plagiarism investigations. Every one of those - every single one - will have come in as an assignment that the lecturer received, and started reading, and then with a sinking feeling thought "This isn't your work." Every one had to go to an academic misconduct hearing. Every one is an enormous draw on time and resources, including the emotional reserves of the lecturer.
And I know that's not the main issue! I know in the grand scheme of things, our feelings aren't the most important part of this equation! But as we're talking about rudeness, let me explain:
Firstly, the work itself. You begin reading, you see it's AI. Contractually, we have to read it anyway, and give feedback on why it's shit, and what makes it bad, and that is absolutely fucking soul destroying. Most students who use AI are doing so because they've managed to train their brains to find reading something boring abhorrent, and they want to skip that part; but a ChatGPT-generated report is bland, vague, and utterly devoid of any passion, insight or personality. In short, it's boring. You simply passed your boredom on to us.
Secondly, regardless of your personal feelings about the assignment, it at least had a purpose. It was there to stretch you, and make you think about the topic so you could learn about it, and to test that learning so we can all make sure you have actually learned what you need to. But the slop you handed in, that I now have to mark? What's the point? Literally what is the fucking point of me marking it? You didn't even write it. None of the feedback I'm obligated to give means anything to you. I'm marking ChatGPT, and it can't read.
Which means, not only is it fucking boring, it's actively pointless. Ask anyone in the world what a boring but pointless obligatory task does to your mood. Imagine that.
Thirdly, the misconduct hearing. Because listen, again, the lecturer's feelings here are, once again, not the main point. Students who cheat like this aren't doing so because life is hunky dory. They're stressed and overwhelmed and struggling, and they think they've found a magic way out, and so being pulled into a misconduct hearing - where the best they can hope for is to have to redo the whole piece for a capped mark, on top of all the rest of the work they have (functionally, a bonus assignment), and the worst is expulsion - is a mental breakdown-inducing experience. That, obviously, is the biggest issue.
But, the lecturers know all that, which means we know what we're triggering if we do report it. I cannot tell you how upsetting it is to receive a slop assignment, realise what it is, and then have to make the call to report it. I know damn well how upsetting that's going to be for you. I know how stressful and painful that's going to be. I know this might mean you're going to be thrown out of university. In some cases, I know it means you will be.
I know I could look the other way to spare you that
And oh, that gets tempting. When things are really bad for you, and I see you struggling, and this is your third strike; fuck me but it's tempting to pretend that I can't tell.
I cannot do that.
Which brings me to number four: the soul-bleachingly fucking horrible ordeal that is the misconduct hearing itself. Most people are non-confrontational; I'm no exception. I also simply do not enjoy a sobbing, panicking student sitting in front of me, telling me about how stressed and scared they are and how they're terrified they're going to fail. But that's how these things go.
Our most recent example is an international Masters student. I don't know the particulars for him; but I do know it's not uncommon in his part of the world for families to go into obscene debt, often to loan sharks, to send their kids to UK universities. Failure means more than just academia for him. Having to sit through him turning white and quietly begging us to give him another chance before he left in tears he tried to hide from us was, obviously, much worse for him than us; but it was honestly traumatic. Even now, two weeks later, I can't get it out of my head. There's nothing we can do; but, I feel guilty anyway. I could have looked the other way.
(It wouldn't have passed anyway. It was terrible. But at least he'd probably be allowed a resit - we're still waiting on the outcome of this one, but he may well be withdrawn)
To bring this back to the point of the post:
I know my feelings aren't really the ones that matter here. I do know that. But, every time a student chooses to use AI to write an assignment, all that is what happens behind the scenes. My job nosedives into being shit. Whether it's reading the boring slop, having to write pointless feedback, or making the upsetting decisions to report it when I know what the consequences will be and then having to deal with the guilt, my job that I love suddenly becomes shit. And that, actually, among the many other things it is, is fucking rude.
academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”
STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"
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Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
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