There's a hell of a good universe next door.

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

the first half of corporate happy hour is excruciating but you have to stick around for the second half because that's where all the good lore drops happen. after a couple modelos your coworker will tell you about how joe was deported to ireland without telling anyone and the company founder was sent to prison for selling government technology on the dark web

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day