There's a hell of a good universe next door.

look what he can do

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

apparently the finance team question of the week this week is 'would you rather fight 25 squirrels or 1 kangaroo' and im like well do i get to specify which kangaroo

tho i suppose the issue with fighting the musky rat-kangaroo is the emotional cost... yes this thing only weighs 500 grams and i could probably kick the shit out of it... but the remorse... the remorse :(

i would like to add to this that our manager responded that he would take the squirrels because he's 'done it before' and when pressed said they 'hunt in packs like velociraptors'.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek