tfc-hockey

That mutual with the incomprehensible sleep schedule

why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

"imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory

"imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

#that victorian orphan works as a chimblysweep to buy lifesaving medical cocaine and chloroform for his sister and yall dont even smoke weed

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

you don’t have this problem if you don’t follow people who want hockey players to fuck each other

and what if i myself am the person who wants hockey players to fuck each other

i love scrolling past x reader fics

he is NOT doing that to me