hocus focus

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

People are genuinely in the notes like "sorry capitalism convinced you to spend money on 20 soaps" like god damn y'all STINK so bad I can smell it from here. Capitalism or no capitalism you better fucking wash your ass or I'll throttle you.

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

The paper at José’s feet has an advert for Shepard Watches Maria’s hoodie says Nazareth High School The sign above José’s head proclaims ‘Good News!’

This is incredible and lovely.

Maria on the coin operated pony instead of an ass.

Thats not even an african themed movie like what.

where the fuck do u think egypt is located I’m jus curious

Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon

#my squire immediately shoots me in the back with a crossbow