I'm a Chad

i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

step 1: mitosis

HETALIA IS REAL????????

i’m going to watch it

maybe it is possible to be racist to italians

There Are Thirteen Seasons.

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS LIKE A DAY OLD

YOUR MAJESTY WHY WOULD YOU WATCH HETALIA KNOWING WHAT IT IS

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

If 👌👈 is the symbol of sex and 👈 is the man and 👌 is the woman, with that logic, 👉👈 is gay sex and 👌👌 is lesbian sex. In this essay, I will.

Gaud, 👉🏻👈🏻 is literally a sign in ASL for gay sex-

nice 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

this post had tumblr in a chokehold in 2013

Go a little fart

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

this is the spiritual sequel to wrow