Please talk to me about Final Fantasy XIV

Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss

both of them are me

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

I have used Pooh Case for emphasis my entire life..

All my followers just want me to post hole and die

This would be a place of worship if I bought it