Two Steps Forward One Step Back

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

Heterosexual Height Neuroses remain confusing to me intellectually but the one wedding I was part of a few years ago where one of the bridesmaids was just naturally 6'1 and there was some furious measuring to find a groomsmen she wouldn't be obviously taller than to walk down the aisle with remains one of the more amusingly sitcom-like experiences of my life.

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

Instant loss is the funniest possible kink trope to me. Like, hey, you know that metatextual gag where a character says they won't do the thing, then it immediately smash cuts to them doing the thing, and they seem surprised to find themselves doing it, as though the cut was diegetic? What if it was a sex thing.

My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!