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oldmanstillborn

the character i'm hoping will make a cameo is actually not 1 character, it's 7. heres how the anatomy students can still win

pmamtraveller

close-up of a whale's eye, captured by photographer Rachel Moore.

badassdemonsword

trangoldin

When Bill told Sookie in True Blood that she can't eat garlic bc it will make her taste gross (he's her vampire boyfriend) I could not imagine that kind of sacrifice for someone like I felt like

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raccoonmilf

what happened to parking lot/el wiwi? he was so adorable. did you decide to keep him? if i lived closer to you, i would take him in and love him. ❤️

He’s right here!! I’m not keeping him though, someone from tumblr adopted him. The shelter has just been having issues getting his neuter booked.

raccoonmilf

Just told him he’s becoming an eunuch tomorrow

midnightssea

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

willgrahamscock

when the author understands the characters in the same way that you see them in your head, disagrees with popular fanon and is a pervert!!!

eremitical

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

eloiscbridgerton

VERMITHOR & SILVERWING HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 3.06 – Faceless Men

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sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

sol1loqu1st

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

schusseltier

release the moan cut

dogpuppy

t4timekeeper

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

t4timekeeper

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

t4timekeeper

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

t4timekeeper

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

spin-the-wheel-polls

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

egg-witch

fucking NUT PUDDLE?

silly-jellyghoty

I got a Sloe Jaw. Eh, it's fine, i guess that i have squished my head into the fruit as a kitten or something.

#slug bee #what

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byjove

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

hometoursandotherstuff

I wondered about this. I'm allergic to penicillin, anyway.

transfemme-shelterdog

The problem isn't the penicillin

The problem is that the amount of penicillin in a slice of bread is so miniscule that you'd need to eat a vast amount to receive a medical dose.

Bread mold also has a shit load of toxins that vastly outnumber the amount of penicillin. These mycotoxins over time cause liver, kidney, immune system, brain and heart damage, hemmhoraging, ovulation disruption and damage to semen production.

That's what's gonna kill you first.

leaf-me-lone

I have a question:

If you get pre-sliced bread, and one slice has visible mold, are the other slices ok. Some people I know find it gross , but I've been doing it since I was young because my mum said it's ok

transfemme-shelterdog

Mold has invisible root networks throughout the porous material of the bread. Also, the spores get airborne so it's likely that it has spread through the rest of the bread.

It's literally impossible with the naked eye to tell how far it has spread, so best case scenario is to chuck the whole loaf.

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