Winky Face Emoji

Owning a cat means having to ensure that every single piece of furniture you own - including the individual shelves thereof - can survive having ten pounds of meat slam into it from a height of six feet.

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

Even on bad terms loyalty should never change.

DISTRESSED BEEPING

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

me when i’m drunk

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

Why do scots type like they speak

Different language

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

chris evans vs james franco

joey tribbiani vs ross gellar