boop

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag

- matriarch has a danish butter cookies tin filled with buttons

all humans do is save plastic bags, dumpling, pancake, fill cookie tin with buttons, stab and lie

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

this post has been a wild ride for me

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

the girl screaming "One more time" is a gay icon and HRC and GLAAD better have an award for her and she better be on Ellen

I've been thinking about this video and this girl screaming one more time all day!!!!

OH.

THATS THEM???

OMG ?!?!?!? 

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

Lol don’t fuck with humans

I think you might just have fallen for the ambush.

THE FUCKING ENDING