I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

Ranking modern art pieces by how likely i’d be to jerk off to them if there was a gas leak in my house

love when the cd player makes little chirp and whirr sounds. she is excited to sing you a song !

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long