must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

when my mutuals tell me to listen to an artist i dont hesitate. charlie redwinesupernova was talking about chappell roan before the bubble burst and she skyrocketed to fame

mikey ways life in unholyverse is so hard like. your brother is literally a priest your best friend has stigmata women wont stop calling you and you havent read cosmo girl in 9 hours

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

the thing about cmat is she's got a little cyndi lauper and a little kate bush and a little dolly parton and a little pat benatar and a little patsy cline and a little elton john and a little sinead o'connor a little freddie mercury and a little judee sill and a little tina turner and a little all of the spice girls and a little trixie mattel and even a little bjork. also there's never been anyone like her.

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg