why are there so many dr. pepper haters? like… sorry your palette isn’t sophisticated enough for all 23 flavors but u don’t have to be so negative to those of us that can handle it….

I Saw The TV Show

I would watch Justice Smith read out the instructions on how to fold a pizza box at a minimum wage job. So I’m not mad at all about the casting but I am grieving fat Harris in my mind palace. I contain multitudes

I just love jimmy kaga-ricci so much. he's so tactless and blunt and has fumbled every social interaction he's ever been in, but he's so brilliant and talented and knowledgable about his craft that people still come away charmed by him. he thinks things like "well everyone wants to get with lister" and doesn't examine that at all because he thinks it's just an objective observation. he walks around with an antique knife in his pocket and has massive bags under his eyes and and has the overall demeanour of a haunted victorian child. he hasn't been relaxed since he was twelve. he's a prodigy. he's emo. he's about as perceptive as a cinder block. and most importantly, he's a bitch.

Sorry, I can’t work today, the vibes are off.

"mOnEy WoN't SoLvE aLL yOuR pRoBLeMs" speak for urself $5000 would heal me

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Pointing at my dead horse Ummmm is anyone gonna beat that

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

what made u guys pick ur url's !

poetry is actually the most important thing in the whole world

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago