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I made sure they weren’t. I promise. I’d buy you more gold boots anyway if it made you happy, husband. Is it bad I’m stalking your schedule to see when you’re free next? Why are you even on tour, ugh. If you sold clippings of your hair on eBay I’m 100% sure they’d go for a lot of money from your fans so we can live off that for years to come. … just kidding.

Do you think it’d be acceptable to only wear gold boots for the rest of my life? I’m highly considering it. You creep! I always knew you were my biggest stalker. Next you’ll be sending me creepy letters and passing it off as someone else. ...should we try it?

When you get home, whenever that is, Petunia may or may not have ruined a pair of your boots. She just missed you so much she kinda maybe threw up all over it. It just means that I know what to get you for Christmas now. Also, I miss you. It’s been a few days but I miss you and is it too early for me to ask you to skip out on tour and come home now? @lrhemmotron

...it wasn’t the gold ones, was it? I might actually cry if it was. Is she okay, though? Are you okay? I miss you, too. I’m gonna try and come back to town this weekend and see you. The guys will just have to deal.

One might say that bringing my dogs to Bayview would be a bad idea, but.. they’re settling in pretty quickly, not running away from me to the point where I have to chase them, which means I’ve trained them well. However, I’m taking suggestions to which place I should visit first, I’d like to think I’m an adventurous person, but feel free to tag along. I’m Ariana, if you didn’t know. 

Bringing dogs anywhere is never a bad idea! How many dogs do you have? Kelli and I have two but I always want more. We have a cat and some turtles, which is pretty cool. Depends what kind of stuff you’re into but Bayside is always a good place to start exploring. Hi, Ariana! Welcome to town.

At the beginning of my move, I thought about doing everything myself. Organizing, unboxing, etc. Instead, I decided that it’d feel much better to explore the new town my brother kept yapping in my ear about. Either way, the movers are dealing with all the unboxing/moving-in-bit while I’m getting myself a large bubble tea over at The Fountain. Am I the only one that’s obsessed with them? Either way, I’m Nick, and I’m a bubble tea lover. 

You know what the real big brain move would’ve been? To make your brother unpack everything for you. I’ve never had a bubble tea. Are they really that good? I love tea so I should probably give it a try. If I don’t like it, I’m totally blaming you.

Who’s your wife? Hey, your dog probably is listening to you. I’ve heard of it. Is it a bar or restaurant? Both? 

Kelli Berglund! We’ve been married for a good while now and almost together for two years. I think my dog Petunia definitely listens to me but our other dog Taco does whatever it wants. It’s a bar downtown! I think it’s a town favourite.

“Just a question, has anyone felt like this summer has just flew right by? It seems like it was just days ago that it was the 22nd of June and now it’s almost the beginning of September? It’s hard to believe.”

Dude, yes! It’s going too fast. I’m not buying it. I’m sure someone is messing around with time somewhere. There’s some genius out there with a time machine and they’re going in and out of time so much that it’s fucking the time space continuum up or something. I don’t know how it works but that seems accurate enough.

Dropping off the face of the earth always sounds fun, until find yourself having deep conversations with your dog, for the millionth time. So here I am, coming out of unpacking hibernation to ask just what there is to do around town. What’re your favorite spots to chill around town, food or otherwise? And do you by chance have a dog Dylan can be friends with? 

I wish I could drop off the face of the Earth and go missing for like a week but my wife wouldn’t let me. I have deep conversations with my dog all the time, though. She’s usually the only one that listens. She might just look at me and run off afterwards but still. My favourite place in town is probably The Rusty Wheel. Spent a lot of time there the last couple of years.

Yeah it gets a little confusing for me sometimes, but it’s kind of a label I will throw around because it makes old people mad sometimes. Haha! But totally, let’s be big kids. Growing up is kind of stupid.

I’m only in my early twenties and I have no idea what any stuff is ever. I should be clued in but it’s like my brain is permanently switched off. Growing up is the worst, dude. Let’s go roller skating and try not to break any bones.

I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. That’s what I thought, stop being mean to me because you’re about to leave me in a few weeks to go on tour and I don’t want you to. You’re my favorite, darling angel face. Of course I love you. Stop being annoying.

I’m being mean to you because I love you so much. That’s how it works, right? I would say you should come with me but I don’t want us to be that clingy couple that can’t go without being with each other for a second. You’re my favourite, my beautiful cinnamon roll. No, never. Wanna go out for dinner tonight?

Okay, so am I the only Millennial who still roller skates or skateboards? Because I could totally use a friend to do that with me. Either of them. Sorry I’m a giant child lol

I don’t think I’m a millennial. I think I’m a Gen Z? Maybe. I don’t know. That whole thing confuses me but I’m down to roller skate. I’m not any good but we can go, bro. I’m always up for being a big kid.

I’m offended that you think I would forget you. What kind of wife do you think I am?! You know I would love to! Just as long as you know that as soon as it hits 7, you’re mine and you can’t make any plans because I have plans. You’re cute. Did you know that I love you?

Awkward because I forget about you all the time. I’m kidding! I promise I don’t. I think about you all the time if that makes it better. You love me? God, what a relief. I thought you just married me for the hell of it.

Please don’t come home naked. The last thing we need is for the paparazzi to follow you home and I’m the only person allowed to. We have a lot of room at home, though! If not, we can always make room especially for Vegemite. And I miss you loads, I came home yesterday and forgot you weren’t home. I should’ve just taken a flight from LA to Sydney or something. At least you got to see your new furry sister! Your mom sent me a photo of you and Tilly meeting and I wanted to cry. 

I thought you were going to say you forgot I existed and was about to be so offended. How’d you feel about going to visit the Old Town today? You can’t say no because it’s my birthday and you have to agree to everything I want. I also think we should go try a bunch of Spanish food. I promise I won’t talk to anyone in Spanish and embarrass you.

I’m thinking about filling my bags with nothing but Vegemite and leaving all my clothes in Australia. How much room do we have at home? Can we start dedicating a whole cupboard to the greatest thing on this planet? I miss you, too. Mum says I should’ve brought you with me. I think she’d rather see you than me.

We are the best two regardless, in the band, let’s be real here. This explains the huge following both bands have, can you imagine being one super band? Those fans the Jonas Brothers had years ago and still have and ours from the last couple of years? It’s concerning, mate. Having you give up food, I’m actually concerned. You think Joe and I can be best friends? You think he’d dye his hair like mine if we did this big group thing.

We’ve always been the best two. I barely remember the other two’s names half the time anyway. Dude, it’d be insane. Like, people would probably lose their minds for real. We’d be responsible for that and I don’t know how much I like that. No, nobody should dye their hair like yours. Ever. You copied Zac Efron anyway.

I was going to talk to you about this too, mate. Are we twins now? 5 Seconds of Busted Jonas? Sounds like a cult but maybe that’s what we are. Let’s go do it, though. If Busted can do it with the McFly boys, we can do it with all three bands. We’d break the internet and the fact that you said you wouldn’t even budge,not even for food means this shit is serious.  Who do we talk to to make this happen?

I think we must be. Great minds think alike and we’re the best two minds in our band. We are a cult now and we have to recruit everyone into joining us. It won’t be a really weird cult, though. A nice, chill cult. If those even are a thing. I know! You know I never give food up for anything so this is the real business. I feel like we talk to the JoBros. They’re powerful enough to get anything done.

I’m thinking that we leave the band and join the Jonas Brothers instead. Maybe we can get the Busted guys involved too and create the biggest super band of all time. Michael and that other guy with the red hair won’t mind, I’m sure. If we ever sing Year 3000 we do the Busted version, though. I love the JoBros but the Busted version is the only version that ever matters. I feel very strongly about this and I won’t budge. Not even for food.