uhhhhh hi smile

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

she's got legs for days? okay well i've had legs for over 24 years

not that it's a competition

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it