so much for reason

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

friendship is literally all about being inconvenienced. ask a favour of me. need my help. i want to go out of my way for you

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop